Smooth Operator (brought to you by The Letch)

Hell-oooo ladies! (And dudes, should there happen to be any around). Has anyone seen my lush leatherbound Franklin Covey dayplanner laying around? It has all my babes phone numbers in it. Oh you haven't seen it? Well if you see it, drop by my office and let me know, tootsie. By the way, I just ran across an amazing voice mail. This dude is like, my hero. That amount of confidence, that streak of pure manliness, the insanely-driven control games--MAN! I've got to work on my game to get to this level of sensual genius.

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/dimitri-the-lovers-answering-machine-message/