Forget Beiber Fever. I have the Black Plague!!!

I'm so clever. Did you see how I did that? Clever, huh? O.M.G. I just woke up from my hourly 15 minute nap, and I am so excited to get back to surfing. Have you seen the new sensation from Rebecca Black, "Friday"? If you have a minute (and we all know you do) check it out:

I mean, I'm not saying I really like the girl. I'm mean, she's like, what? 13? 14? How would I know, sheesh? That would be like, creepy for a 44 year old man, right? And I know "adults" seem to think it's a stupid song. But come on, people. You have to admit it's a good beat. It just is. Don't be such a stooge, people. It's a peppy song. And so what if she's only like, what, 12? 14? There's nothing wrong with appreciating true talent that just happens to come from an attractive kid. Er, person. I'm not going to apologize for this, so don't ask me to.